Festivus of Darkness: How To Realign With The Celestial Cycles

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The Darkest Time

You see, when you’re out there decking the halls, gift-giving, and jingling those bells, you’re not just spreading cheer and goodwill – you’re actually inviting otherworldly entities to enter our realm.

It’s no coincidence that this time of year is marked by low vibration energy -it’s the slow time of the year- making it the perfect window for these entities to cross over and influence our world; while nature sleeps.

It’s not really a time for celebration but more of a time for rest. It’s a time of introspection. It’s a great time for creative projects etc. It’s a good time to read by a fireplace. The time for festivities is spring; when all is coming to life; to inspire the work ahead.

As you already know from the post, “Santa Claus – Satan Cauls,”  the origins of these holiday rites are rooted in pre-Christian European pagan witchcraft, which was later incorporated into the modern celebration of the holidays.

In the cultures of pre-Christian Europe, the winter solstice, in the Northern Hemisphere, was a significant time of the year, marked by the shortest day and longest night, a period of darkness and cold that holds deep symbolic meaning.

You’re actually participating in a cleverly crafted ritual designed to focus your energy on the darkness -the darkest part of the year.

Not only is it the darkest time of the year, this year it corresponds with the Mercury post-retrograde shadow and also the waning moon.

That’s right, folks. The timing of Festivus/X Mass/ Kwanza/ Hanukah/ Christ Mass/ Festival of lights etc… is not just a coincidence. It’s a carefully planned event designed to harness your collective energy and channel it towards the lords of the underworld.

Is it possible, that the Festivus of darkness is actually designed to disrupt your natural internal clock, which is attuned to the rhythms of the stars and the moon phases?

Could this artificial construct distort our perception of time and throw us off balance? On the other hand, is there a more authentic system, aligned with the celestial cycles -say a 13-month calendar?

” In the current world standard 12-month Gregorian calendar, the units of measure, months, are of unequal length.

Perhaps it is the only measurement known to man that has unequal units of measure.

Consider that today is Friday. Using the 12-month system, it is Friday, July 22nd, 2016, One month later in this system, it will be August 22nd. But what day of the week will it be?

Because the months are irregular and do not have a WHOLE NUMBER OF WEEKS, WE DO NOT KNOW. 

When there is this disruption in the flow of consciousness, it is like a glitch in the operating system. It causes error and confusion.

And this occurs every day for millions of people. Such a system is an idiotic basis of human thought.

It is a time virus, and so it is a consciousness virus. The ramifications are incredible just as it is incredible that such a system of confusion is still in use. 

Of all the unexamined assumptions and criteria upon which we base and gauge our daily lives as human beings on planet Earth, by far the greatest and most profoundly unquestioned is the instrument and institution known as the Gregorian Calendar.”

– José Argüelles, “Thirteen Moons in Motion”

[Note: The statement ‘we do not know’ refers to the lack of intuitive understanding, not a literal inability to determine the day of the week. You can determine it only from the system of artifice itself and not by natural means. The calendar’s irregularity makes it difficult to mentally calculate the day of the week for a specific date without external aids.]

If true this ritual worship of darkness marks the point of corruption of the natural calendar, rendering the citizenry dependent on a false system. The ancient pagan rites of witchcraft, have been hijacked to fabricate a state-made calendar construct, courtesy of the Vatican.

NEWS: Saudi Arabia switches to ‘Western’ Gregorian” calendar so it can pay workers less and save money.

By replacing our natural celestial cycles, the Gregorian calendar granted itself the power to dictate the rhythm of our lives; control when we rest, when we work, when we celebrate, when we get to see our family, when we open or close our stores – all independently from the natural celestial cycles that once guided us; all according to an unnatural, uneven time keeping.

A lot of countries are wildly superstitious about that sort of thing, so they’d never be on board with a 13th month. (Also we’d lose the ability to simply divide the year into four quarters, which is a hallmark of current financial reporting.

– effyochicken from reddit

[Note: A 13-month calendar can actually be divided into four quarters, contrary to the claim by many that it would lose this ability.]

Lunar Cycle

This artificial construct subtly manipulates our daily rhythms and markets, keeping us in a state of subservience to a fabricated model, rather than living in harmony with celestial order.

In contrast, the natural lunar cycle harmoniously synchronizes our daily rhythms with the celestial order, intuitively guiding us through the days of the week in a effortless and organic way.

Gatekeepers

But wait, it gets better. By participating in this ritual, you’re essentially signing a non-written contract with the Gatekeepers of Darkness.

That’s right, folks. Your prosperity and social status are being determined by these dark forces that impose artifice on the flock.

And if you think that’s just a bunch of baloney, just remember that in the state of Massachusetts, keeping Christmas is actually a biblical-based legal infraction. Yep, you read that right.

According to the anti-pagan festivity law of 1659,

… to the great dishonor of God and offence of others, it is therefore ordered by this Court and the authority thereof, that whosoever shall be found observing any such day as Christmas or
the like, either by forbearing of labor, feasting, or any other way, upon such accounts as aforesaid, every such person so offending shall pay for every such offence five shillings, as a fine to the country.-” www.mass.gov

Recuse Yourself

So, what can you do about it? Well, it’s quite simple really. Recuse yourself from the contract. You can just opt-out. Unsubscribe.

That’s right, folks. Just as with the Bloody Mary curse, and SCP-4666 you can choose to reject the contract and avoid the whole demonic curse thing altogether. In other words don’t invite it in.

Instead be master of your own domain. Keep your own time. Ordain your own holy days/holidays. Create your own rituals; orchestrate your own celebrations; plan it according to the ancient celestial order; according to the lunar phases and according to the stars

But if you do decide to participate , just remember that contracts -even unwritten ones- are binding. Don’t sign away your soul to the dark forces.

So, the next time you’re tempted to don a Santa hat and join in the merriment, just remember: you’re not just spreading cheer, you’re worshiping demons.

And if you’re feeling particularly festive, you can always shout out a hearty “Praise Satan,”  cause that’s what your doing you sheep. Behh.

“Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them.” -Ephesians 5:11

In all seriousness, the next time you’re tempted to join in the Festivus fun, just take a moment to consider what your agreeing to.

Are you really just celebrating the joy and giving of the season, or are you sheepishly participating in a dark ritual designed to harness your energy, corrupt your sense of natural order and control you mind?

So, go ahead and deck those halls, but do it with a critical eye (Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.)

 And if you’re feeling particularly rebellious, you can always shout out a defiant “Behhh humbug!” 

So there you have it

Consider creating your own personal celebrations that harmonize with natural order and resonate with you.

By doing so, you can break free from the artificial and controlling influences of the artificially imposed system and instead, cultivate meaningful and empowering events that are authentic, deliberate and that rock the house!

-Vel